Total Medals Earned: 498 (From 88 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,755 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 18/20 (425/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Get burned by a sun
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (75/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 2/14 (20/490 points)
Get 10 headshots
Kill 50 zombies
Collect 10 pickups on a level
Die
Kill a big zombie with the crowbar
Kill 100 zombies
Unlock the chainsaw
100% headshots in a level
Reach level 10
Reach level 20
Kill 500 zombies
Get 100 headshots
Kill 1000 zombies
Reach level 30